Talking in My Sleep

Maybe this all seems a bit narcissistic (hey, isn't that what blogs are all about!), but I recently got married to the most wonderful woman in world, my wife Amy. She's beautiful, she's delightful, she's charming, and she has a smile that lights up a room. She also tells me that I say the weirdest things in the world while I'm asleep, so I created this blog so she can share what I say. It's odd, it's bizarre, and I really, really hope it doesn't give you any insight into my subconscious. Enjoy!!!!