Sunday, August 31, 2014

Well Someone Thinks Highly of Himself

Alex:  "Why didn't you put those closets doors on the other side of the room?"

Amy: (confused) "Because there are no closets there, just a window."

Alex:  "A problem that could easily be rectified with a reciprocating saw and some elbow grease."

Amy:  (humoring him) "Do you want that to be your next home improvement project?"

Alex:  "Not even vaguely.  But then again, I wasn't trying to impress myself - I do that already."

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